1. |
Is Everybody Ready ?
02:44
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Is everybody ready?
I said is everybody ready
Rhinos are we set
I said now Rhinos are we set
Ok ready set go…..
Let me see your hands above your head
Hands up is what I said
Get ready to clap along
Guy gorilla gonna take this song
Ok… Ready set go …..
Everybody gonna stamp our feet
Make it loud stamp with the beat
Everybody put their stamping boots on
Guy Gorilla gonna take this song
Ok now… ready set go……
Everybody jump up and down
Everybody jump all around
Jumping, jumping, gonna jump so high
Are you ready to jump with Guy
OK now Ready…
Set…
Ready Set…
Ready Set Go ……
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2. |
Breakfast Song
02:45
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
When we’re eating breakfast this is what we say …
Breakfast, we all like eating Breakfast
Breakfast, gotta eat it everyday
Eggs Eggs Eggs
Scrambled, Poached or Fried
Omelettes, Eggs Benedict, the choice is wide
Over Easy, Over Hard, Sunny Side Up
Dippy Eggs with Soldiers in your favourite egg cup
Bacon sausage, beans and ham
Toasted muffins with Strawberry Jam
Croissants, Brioche Ohh La La
Pain Au Choclat Un Deux Trois
Chorus
Bury Black Pudding ee by gum
Hash Brown, Bubble squeak yum yum yum
White bread, brown bread all sorts of bread
Slice it toast it cover with your favourite spread
Orange Juice, Cup of tea
Fruit Bowl, Smoothie, Fresh Coffee
I’m sure there’s lots of things I’ve missed
So what would make it on your breakfast list
Chorus
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3. |
H.T. Dumpty
02:11
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Here's my story
It's sad but true
I'm Humpty the Eggman
Coo Coo Ca Choo
I thought I knew best
Thought I knew it all
It's true what they say about pride and a fall
My friends say "Don't use a wall for seating
As sure as eggs is eggs ,the egg gets beaten"
But I thought I was great, so I climbed that wall
The only thing was great, was my mighty big fall
I'm cracking up man, I'm feeling unwell
I'm not too good, I'm coming out of my shell
The cavalry came but it was plain to see
They couldn't help, they couldn't unscramble me
So hear my tale, don't do what I do
Be careful on walls or the yolks on you
WORD
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4. |
The Book Song
03:58
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I've travelled to places, both near and far
On a pirate ship, in a flying car
Been on a rocket ship and flown to the furthest star
Found a honey well in Zanzibar
Gonna catch a big one on a hunt for a bear
Been all around the world, here, there and everywhere
For all these awesome travels
I never left my chair
A book is a passport to my imagination
My travelling companion and my inspiration
So why don't you tell me
What's your favourite book?
I've met a very hungry caterpillar, he bacame a butterfly
A spider name of Charlotte, she really made me cry
A tiger who ate up all the tea and then he said goodbye
I've met Milly-Molly Mandy , and Dr Doom
Mr Gum, The BFG, The Man in The Moon
Wizards, witches and fairies
With their wands and their brooms
For all the amazing rendezvous
I never left my room
Chorus
From the beginning to the very end
If you got a book then you got a friend
Your ticket to your dreams , to a world of pretend
Heartbreak, sadness, tears of joy and lots and lots of laughter
From Once Upon Time to Happy Ever After
Chorus
Well I'm a cat in a hat, when I've a hat on my head, I went to see the Dr. and the Dr. he said ;
"The more that you read the more things you will know
The more that you learn, the more places you'll go
Kid you'll move mountains, today is your day
Your mountain is waiting so get on your way
You're never too old, too wacky, too wild
To pick up a book and read to a child
You can find magic wherever you look
Sit back and relax all you need is a book " - Dr Seuss
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5. |
Dino Rap
03:25
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Sixty five million years ago
The dinosaurs said bye bye
A massive volcano, an asteroid smash
We're not really sure why
They ruled the earth with their mighty girth
And then they went away
Dinosaurs lived, yes they did
Despite what some folk might say
Open your mouth let out a roar- c'mon lets be a dinosaur
Raise your hands pretend they're claws , everybody, be a dinosaur
Stamp your feet hard on the floor- c'mon lets be a dinosaur
Raise your hands pretend they're claws everybody, be a dinosaur
Triceratops was my kinda guy
Three rhino horns and he stood so high
Looked kinds fierce , but looks can deceive
He never ate critters, he munched on leaves
Listen up everybody focus
I'm gonna tell you about the Diplodocus
His name comes from the bones in his tale
At 35 meters he was longer than a whale
Chorus
In the heavyweight chart Brachiosaurus was Number One
More than 16 elephants weighing in at 80 tons
400kg of plants everyday
That's an awful lot of slad just to stay that way
Let's talk about Rex baby
Let's talk about Rex
Ok
T-Rex was a mighty fine beast
Every living creature for him was a feast
Terrible teeth and really small hands
Also the name of Marc Bolans' band
This trynat he was the king
King of it all
King of everything
One of the biggest carnivores to ever stalk the planet
You see one coming it's time to panic
Chorus
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6. |
If It Looks Like A...
02:22
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If it looks like a duck
If it waddles like a duck
If it quacks and flaps and quacks just like a duck (what is it ?)
It’s a duck
If it looks like a snake
If it hisses like a snake
If it slips and slides and slithers like a snake (what is it ?)
It’s a snake
If it looks like an ape
If it swings like an ape
If it drums, and drums it’s chest just like an ape (what the blazes could it be?)
It’s an ape
Well if it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck
We have to at least consider the possibility
That we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae
On our hands
If it looks like an eagle
If it soars like an eagle
If it spreads it’s wings and squawks like an eagle (squawks and squawks and squawks)
It’s an eagle
If it looks like a frog
If it hops like a frog
If it ribbits and ribbits and ribbits like a frog (what is it ?)
It’s a frog
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7. |
Aiken Drum
02:13
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There was a man lived in the moon, lived in the moon, lived in the moon,
There was a man lived in the moon,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
∼ Chorus ∼
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle,
and his name was Aiken Drum.
And his hat was made of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese, of good cream cheese,
And his hat was made of good cream cheese,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And his coat was made of good roast beef, of good roast beef, of good roast beef,
And his coat was made of good roast beef,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
And his buttons made of penny loaves, of penny loaves, of penny loaves,
And his buttons made of penny loaves,
And his name was Aiken Drum
And his breeches made of haggis bags, of haggis bags, of haggis bags,
And his breeches made of haggis bags,
And his name was Aiken Drum.
Yes there was a man lived in the moon, lived in the moon, lived in the moon
There was a man lived in the moon
And his name was Aiken Drum
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8. |
Hoojamaflurb
02:50
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Grandpa ? Grandpa
There’s a hoojamaflurb in the hall!
The hoojamaflurb is hungry
It looks hungry for humans
Arrgh !
No, It's hungry for hugs
Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa!
There’s a Fingy in the fridge!!
The fingy’s really frightening
I’m scared
Arrrggh
The Fingy’s frightened
Give it a hug
Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa!!
There’s a Doodah at the door
The Doodah’s really deadly
I’m petrified!!!
Arrggh
So next time you are frightened of
Something that you do not know
Remember that it might be frightened too
So remember what you must do [x 2]
GIVE IT A HUG
GIVE IT A HUG
GIVE IT A HUG
GIVE IT A HUG
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9. |
Bitz n Bobz
03:11
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If you see any bits and bobs on the floor
Put them in the relevant box or drawer
If you got no motivation
That's procrastination
Here's our invitation
Be the tidy generation
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10. |
I.W. Spider
02:36
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Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed poor Incy out,
Out came the sunshine and dried up all the rain,
So Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the spout again!
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11. |
Kickstone 1-2-3
02:44
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You hide, I’ll seek
You hide and I’ll seek
You hide , I’ll seek
5,4,3,2,1, coming ready or not
Let’s have a look, now who can I see
That’s Guy Gorilla in a banana tree
I see you Guy
Kickstone 123, Kickstone 123
Ok , let’s get spotting
Look Debra’s hiding on a Zebra crossing
I see you Debra
Kickstone 123, Kickstone 123
Hey who’s that hiding there?
It’s Bernard with his fuzzy wuzzy hair
I see you Bernard Bear
Kickstone 123 Kickstone 123
Gotta say I’m loving this game
Look a parka hood and a golden mane
I see you Liam
Kickstone 123 Kickstone 123
Have a good look all over the house
Bluetop , white cap, it’s Mani Mouse
I see you Mani
Kickstone 123 Kickstone 123 Kickstone 123
54321 Coming ready or not
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12. |
Love The Skin You're In
03:13
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I like The Skin I'm In!
Love The Skin You're In
Like it? Love it!
Like it? Love it!
Love the skin you're in
Furry bod? love it!
Slimey bod love it!
Smelly bod love it!
Love the skin you’re in
Big beak? love it!
Tiny beak love it!
Fat beak love it!
Love the skin you’re in
CHORUS
Smooth skin? love it!
Scaly skin love it!
Prickly skin love it!
Love the skin you’re in
Spiky nose? love it!
Smelly nose love it!
HUUUGE nose love it
I love the skin I’m in!
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