1. |
The Rhinos Theme
01:35
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You've seen a penguin pogo
You've seen a bear sing the blues
You've seen a dog do dub step
You've seen all sorts in the zoos
You've seen a gangster gorilla
You've seen a polka pig
You've seen a bangra bunny
You've seen a giraffe do the jig
(Chorus)
The hip-hop kangaroo is bustin' shapes
On his precious piece of lino
But one thing you ain't ever seen
You ain't seen a rockin' rhino
You ain't seen a rockin' rhino
You've seen a waltzing walrus
You've seen a jaguar jive
You've seen a tiger tango
You've seen a crab count to five
You've seen a canary play klezmer
You've seen a samba rattle-snake
You've seen a salsa sea lion
You've seen a reggae robin on a Christmas Cake
(Chorus)
The hip-hop kangaroo is bustin' shapes
On his precious piece of lino
But one thing you ain't ever seen
You ain't seen a rockin' rhino
(Chorus)
The hip-hop kangaroo is bustin' shapes
On his precious piece of lino
But one thing you ain't ever seen
You ain't seen a rockin' rhino
You ain't seen a rockin' rhino
You ain't seen a rockin' rhino
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2. |
Wind The Bobbin Up
01:48
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Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up
Pull, pull, clap, clap clap
Wind it back gain, wind it back again
Pull, pull, pull, clap, clap, clap
Point to the ceiling, point to the floor
Point to the window, point to the door
Put your hands together 1, 2, 3
Lay them gently on your knee
Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up
Pull, pull, clap, clap clap
Wind it back gain, wind it back again
Pull, pull, pull, clap, clap, clap
Wind the bobbin up
Pull, pull, pull, clap, clap, clap
Wind it back again
Pull, pull, pull, clap, clap, clap
Point to the ceiling, point to the floor
Point to the window, point to the door
Put your hands together 1, 2, 3
Lay them gently on your knee
Wind the bobbin up, wind the bobbin up
Pull, pull, clap, clap clap
Wind it back gain, wind it back again
Pull, pull, pull, clap, clap, clap
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3. |
Old MacDonald
02:47
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Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a
C-A-T Cat!
E-I-E-I-O
With a meow here. a meow there
Here a meow, there a meow
Everywhere there was a meow
Now Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Now Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a
H-E-N Hen !
E-I-E-I-O
With a cluck, cluck here, a cluck, cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck
Everywhere there was a cluck, cluck, cluck
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a
P-I-G Pig !
E-I-E-I-O
With a oink, oink here, oink oink there
Here an oink, there an oink
Everywhere there was an oink, oink, oink
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
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4. |
The Growing Up Song
03:26
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When I grow up, when I'm big and tall I wonder what I'll be
Will I be a famous actor, appear on your TV?
Perhaps I'll be Prime Minister and make the world a better place
Maybe I'll be a Super Hero and save the human race
So many possibilities, so many dreams to dream
So many opportunities, so many plans to scheme
So what about you, when you're grown up
What d'ya wanna be..?
Come to outer space with me
Countdown done, helmet on
To outer space with me
This is Major John to Ground Control, I'm stepping through the ...
When I grow up, when I'm big and tall, I wonder what I'll be
Will my paintings hang in galleries, for all the world to see ?
Maybe I'll be a teacher, help the children grow up too
Or maybe I'll be a zookeeper in the Rockin' Rhino Zoo
So many opportunities, so many dreams to dream
So many possibilities, so many plans to scheme
So what about you, when you grow up
What d'ya wanna be?
D'ya wanna ballet dance with me?
Come on compose, strike the pose
Ballet dance with me
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor
Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief
Butcher, Baker, Candle-stick Maker
Gardener, Bin Man, Fire Chief !
So many possibilities, so many dreams to dream
So many opportunities, so many plans to scheme
So what about you, when you grow up
What d'ya wanna be..?
Be a rock star like me
Play guitar, you'll go far
Sing along with me
"Tonight I'm a rock and roll star...it's just rock and roll"
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5. |
Wheels On The Bus
01:44
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The wheels on the bus go round and round,
Round and round, round and round
The Wheels on the bus go round and round
All day long
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All day long
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All day long
The bell on the bus goes ding, ding ,ding
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding
The bell on the bus goes ding, ding ,ding
All day long
The babies on the bus go wah, wah, wah
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
The babies on the bus go wah, wah, wah
All day long
The people on the bus bounce up and down,
Up and down, up and down
The people on the bus bounce up and down
All day long
Take it to the depot
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All day long
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6. |
Rock 'N' Roll Zoo
03:49
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I’m gonna take you to a place I know
Get your dancing shoes on, don’t be slow
Let’s get moving, come on let’s go
To Dorothy’s’ Rock ‘n Roll Zoo
They got Blackbird, Jailbird, Freebird too
Cold Turkey, Rockin Robin, Little Red Roo
I am the Walrus , “coo coo ka choo!”
It’s the place to be
Chorus
We’re going to the zoo
The Rock n roll zoo
You gotta come to
The Rock n roll zoo
Little Yellow Spider and Boris his chum
King Bee, Spanish Flea, Beetlebum
Ziggy and the Spiders from Mars have come
It’s the place to be
See a Running Bear and a Fox on the Run
Buffalo Soldier, with his little toy gun
Penguin in a Palm Tree having some fun
It’s the place to be
Chorus
Got Wild & Crazy Horses and one that’s Dark
Diamond Dogs, Hounds of Love, hear them bark
Ride a White Swan all around the park
It’s the place to be
Love Cats, Tiger Feet, it’s Cool for Cats
A sophisticated Leopard wears a Pill-Box Hat
Hot Rats in mi Kitchen, from Out of Hell A Bat!
It’s the place to be
Chorus
Little Piggies, War Pigs, Pigs on the Wing
Teddy Bear, Bear Cage, hear the Songbird sing
A little Yellow Snake, with some Incredible String
It’s the place to be
A Peace Frog Chorus, they don’t stand alone
Black, Bull, Hound, Dogs chewing on a bone
Effervescing Elephant and Elephant Stone
It’s the place to be
Chorus
The Iron Zion Lion, Sleeps Tonight
The Eye of the Tiger, it’s the thrill of the fight
Slow Cheetah, Neon Tiger, a Rabbit that’s White
It’s the place to be
A Lobster and a Croc that love to Rock and roll
Antmusic, Superfly – a lot of soul
Karma Chameleon, comes and goes
It’s the place to be
Chorus
Dixie Chicken, Night Owl and Human Fly
Starfish and Coffee, Morning Mr Magpie
This is what it sounds like When Doves Cry
It’s the place to be
A Heavenly Brass Monkey, a Raccoon called Rocky
Apeman, Funky Gibbon, Foxy Lady
Blue Turtles, Weird Fish in a Garden under sea
It’s the place to be
Chorus
Hungry Like the Wolf, Bird on the Wire
Pretty Flamingo, the colour of fire
Love is like a Butterfly, higher and higher
It’s the place to be
Bulls on Parade, a mighty fine herd
Electric Worm, don’t say a word
Papapapapapapapapapapapapa Surfin Bird
It’s the place to be
Chorus x2
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7. |
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Knees and toes, knees and toes
Knees and toes, knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Knees and toes , knees and toes
And toes, and toes
And toes, and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
And toes, and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes , knees and toes
Head, shoulders, knees and toes , knees and toes
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes X3
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8. |
Banana Drama
02:37
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Oh a monkey I can see
Went scrambling up a tree,
He grabbed a bunch of bananas
And threw them down to me
And when they were up they were up,
And when they were down they were down,
And when they were only half way up.
They were neither up nor down.
I peeled one with my paw
And munched it with my jaw.
I finished up that banana
And the skin went on the floor!
And when it was up it was up,
And when it was down it was down,
And when it was only half way up.
It was neither up nor down.
That monkey from verse 1
To join in all the fun,
He slipped on the banana skin
And landed on his bum!
And when he was up he was up,
And when he was down he was down,
And when he was only half way up.
He was neither up nor down.
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